Dear Food Service at the “ArtBar and Bistro,”

April 18, 2009 12:33 am
   by Lauren Hudgins

I went to the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund benefit dinner. That was the worst vegetarian meal ever. Seriously, my college cafeteria did a better job. The meat eaters got chicken stuffed with crab, green beans, and mashed potatoes. What did we get? A squat cylinder rice cake with fake smoke flavor and a few bits of tofu mixed in. On top was a roasted pepper or tomato that someone had beaten the fuck out of until it turned rubbery and resembled a coaster. And that’s all.
Lame.
You abused all the vegetarians who kindly paid $100 for a dinner ticket. That is inexcusable anywhere, certainly in Portland.

Most sincerely,
Lauren

P.S. While I’m at it, your salad had iceberg lettuce. Have you no shame?
P.P.S. And your cake was a little dry.

Related Posts:

One Response to “Dear Food Service at the “ArtBar and Bistro,””

[...] Talk Gardening Online created an interesting post today on Dear Food Service at the â [...]

Care to comment?