Archive for March, 2009

DTR Recommends – Slabtown April 1st

March 31, 2009 11:04 am
   by Mike Burnett

Free April fools day show coming up this Wednesday,

* Experimental Dental School
* The Double U
* Janet Pants

9pm, Wed April 1
Slabtown
1033 NW 16th Ave
Portland, Oregon 97209

EXPERIMENTAL DENTAL SCHOOL, more or less fresh off their tour with Deerhoof, download their new record here for free
http://experimentaldental.com/free

THE DOUBLE U, a dozen-plus years of unsurpassed uniqueness. Bay Area Viking-Rock husband-wife-beard transplants, perform their smash hit interpretation of the Italian lullaby “Three Owls Raping A Frenchman”
http://thedoubleu.com

JANET PANTS, dance, pop, punk, you name it – with special guest Jackie-O M.F. trap-man Danny Sasaki
http://janetpants.com

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Dirty Limericks About Washington Towns

March 30, 2009 6:32 pm
   by Lauren Hudgins

“The only thing sillier than sex is the names of towns in Washington.” -Jonathan

So it’s not about Portland, or even about Oregon, but it’s written by a Portlander. There is a blog for everything out there, and yes, there is a blog for original limericks based on Washington town names. Bonus! Each limerick comes with a little history lesson about the town.

A young botanist from Centralia
Decided to fuck an azalea,
But quickly he came in
Its pistil and stamen
(FYI, that’s a flower’s genitalia).

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Idaho Stops

March 27, 2009 8:10 pm
   by Mike Burnett

Oregon is considering passing the so-called Idaho Stop law (http://bikeportland.org/tag/idaho-stop-law/ – Bikeportland.org’s coverage), which would mean that bicyclists could treat stop signs as yield signs. I like this change because I think it would bring the official policy in line with how most bicyclists currently treat stop signs, and it could be used to clearly define what sort of behavior constitutes a violation of the law, making cops’ jobs easier and eventually causing less friction between motorists and bicyclists. It would still be illegal to barrel through a stop sign without respect to cars, but a new law would allow cops to focus on those clear offenders without having to gauge what to do about the bicyclists who are breaking the current law by slowing and yielding without coming to a complete stop.

Based on my own experience of riding in Portland for almost two years, I’d say most bicyclists are already treating stop signs as slow and yield signs. It seems like this understandably irritates many motorists who expect bicyclists to come to a complete stop just as if they were in a car. I’m of the decidedly anti-punk school that says bicyclists should try to be as respectful as possible when on the road so as to better relations between motorists and bicyclists. At the same time, I think bicycle laws needs to be tailored to the mode of transportation and not just shoehorned into laws designed for cars. I think most cars expect the slow and yield approach out of bicyclists, but I’ve had cars honk or gun their engines at me even if I got the intersection seconds before they did. Again, I’m not talking about speeding through and claiming the right-of-way, which is probably too common of a practice along with running red lights in front of city drivers for Portland bicyclists.

What are your thoughts?

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Portland Radio Authority’s New Digs

March 17, 2009 1:41 pm
   by Mike Burnett

Portland Radio Authority, an intensely community-focused online radio station, just moved into their new digs. From Facebook:

It has been a long and windy road for the PRA to find our new home, and now it has finally happened! We have just finished building our on-air studio and we moved in this last weekend. The ActiveSpace in SE Portland (833 SE Main) is a perfect fit to Thee PRA. This community space will be a great benefit to us, and visa-versa. We will have a street front location where we can open our doors to our new neighbors and to the music community of Portland.

Keep your inbox open, as we will be announcing our open house in early April. Come on down and see our station in action. As we all know, moving costs money! We value you as listeners and community supporters and we hope that you value our outstanding program and vision in return, any generosity you can afford is greatly appreciated, and you can donate to our sturdy cause at praradio.org/donate.

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Bitch Magazine Informmercial Contest

March 16, 2009 9:02 pm
   by Mike Burnett

Hey Bitch fans! Are you tired of not seeing videos that you made yourself on the Bitch website? Well then, have we got an offer for you! Our upcoming subscription drive will feature parodies of some of our favorite infomercials (after all, a subscription to Bitch is only $19.95). But we need your help!

Between today (March 16) and April 15, we’ll be accepting Bitch infomercial videos from YOU! If your video is selected as one of our favorites, we’ll run it on our website during the campaign AND you’ll win a lifetime subscription to Bitch! Act now while supplies last!

Link to Article

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Feeding Your Coffee Habit — The Aeropress

3:43 pm
   by Mike Burnett

I often catch myself with a daily latte habit. It’s hard to avoid when you’re surrounded by some of the best coffee in the world and equally rad baristas, but it’s a hard habit to justify in this economy unless you’re an AIG executive. So I usually try to make my coffee at home and bring it with me in a thermos.

The closest thing I’ve found to a Stumptown latte is just buying the beans at New Season’s or from a Stumptown purveyor and using this device called an Aeropress from the inventor of the Aerobie (that super Frisbee thing). It’s sort of like a French press, but it works quite differently and in my opinion yields a far superior cup of coffee.

I heat a small pot of soymilk while I’m boiling the water, Aeropress the coffee into my thermos, and then add the soymilk. It’s remarkably rich this way, but if you prefer it a bit lighter you can top it off with some extra hot water.

I’m not getting paid to write this, but maybe next time I lose a part for my unit Aerobie will send me a replacement for free. It was about $7 with shipping to replace the small black plastic part that holds the filter. What do you say guys?

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How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found

March 11, 2009 9:39 pm
   by Lauren Hudgins

11 days left.

How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found is playing at Portland Center Stage until March 22nd. This is the American premiere of the British play.

The play takes its title from a manual originally published in 1985 on how to abandon one’s identity and assume a completely new one. On Amazon.com a number of commenters claim to have used the book to shift into another life.

Charlie (Cody Nickel) is fairly successful advertising executive whose life goes to shit. Charlie’s mother dies. His formerly concealed tragic flaws and illegal activities come rushing to the surface. He decides to escape to be somewhere and someone else. I can sympathize his existential disgust, but I can’t like this wretched man. I want Charlie to succeed and be freed from the troubles that hound him, but he’s hardly innocent to his own misery.

I’m ambivalent about plays that reveal how it all ends early on. It does add an important element of futility to How to Disappear, but at the same time it disinvests me from the characters and their actions.

How to Disappear is a depressing but very solid production. I was most impressed with the set. The walls on either side close in. It’s all white, with intersecting diagonal lines forming simple geometric shapes. (These lines ingeniously also turn out to be the perimeter of doors and pull-out set pieces.) It’s the sort of misguided design I would expect of find in a distasteful public building. Indeed, the play begins in a subway station. On stage lighting is in three panels on the ceiling and the floor. There is only one appropriate adjective for it, “institutional.”

While this fatalistic show is excellent “entertainment,” don’t expect to leave in a good mood.

(As a side note, although the acting was quite satisfactory, I really wish they hadn’t tried to do British accents.)

Portland Center Stage
128 NW Eleventh Avenue
Until March 22

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Depression About the Recession

March 9, 2009 9:46 pm
   by Lauren Hudgins

On Saturday, I strolled down a bustling Hawthorne Boulevard. It was almost enough to make me forget about this recession. There were so many people in cafes and in stores, on the street about to go into a café or a store. The Oasis Café was crowded. I felt assured enough to consider a pricey purse purchase at Missing Link, but they didn’t have they style I wanted in stock.

But my consumer confidence cowed when I saw a liquidation sale. The Cat’s Meow, the sickeningly cute store of all things feline related, is going out of business after 23 years. It’s disheartening. What kind of world is this when there’s no longer an economic niche for the crazy cat lady?

Photo by Kenn Wilson

Photo by Kenn Wilson

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Coming Around on Fixed Gear

March 4, 2009 6:22 pm
   by Mike Burnett

So I’ve been riding fixed gear for a few weeks now and I’m really starting to enjoy it. Since my last post about this subject I’ve made a couple modifications (or Bike Gallery and Veloshop have) including improving the placement of the front fender to lessen toe overlap and going from a 44:16 ratio to a 44:17 ratio. Turns out 44:16 is a poor ratio for fixed gear. It’s a pretty tough ratio to pedal for one; even on flat ground it felt slow. And because 44:16 reduces to 11:4 that means there are only 4 skid points on the back tire. 44:17 doesn’t reduce, which means there are 17 skid points, and therefore the tire wears out much more evenly.

I am getting the track stand down, which makes riding in downtown a lot more fun. It’s easier with my left foot forward, so I’ve got to work on getting it down just as well with the right foot forward. Then comes track standing while staying seated.

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